A new client goes to seek legal advise. He asks an attorney "How much do you charge?"
The lawyer replies "I charge $200 to answer 3 questions."
"Wow that's pretty steep, isn't it?" said the sticker shocked man.
"Yes it is," answered the lawyer, "now what is your third question?"
What is the difference between a good lawyer and a great one?
A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
What is wrong with lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don't think they are funny.
Everyone else doesn't think they are jokes.
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